Again collected from internet

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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
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teacher in a furious mood…
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”
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once our hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..”….lol…
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“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”
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“will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”
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“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”
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Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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First line of a letter
“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”
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Some more

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ”
Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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