Bill Waterson, “Calvin and Hobbes”

I’ve got plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it.
Calvin

Don’t die, little raccoon.
It wouldn’t be very grateful of you to break my heart.
Calvin

I’m crying because out there he’s gone, but he’s not gone inside me.
Calvin

If you ask a mom, you get a worst-case scenario.
Calvin

Actually, it’s hard to argue with someone who looks so happy.
Calvin

It’s YOUR fault we didn’t have a sweet little girl!
YOUR stupid chromosome!! Not MINE!!
Calvin’s mom to Calvin’s dad

The law is on the books, but it would take all their resources to enforce it.
Calvin