Bill Waterson, “Calvin and Hobbes”
I’ve got plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it.
Don’t die, little raccoon.
It wouldn’t be very grateful of you to break my heart.
I’m crying because out there he’s gone, but he’s not gone inside me.
If you ask a mom, you get a worst-case scenario.
Actually, it’s hard to argue with someone who looks so happy.
It’s YOUR fault we didn’t have a sweet little girl!
YOUR stupid chromosome!! Not MINE!!
Calvin’s mom to Calvin’s dad
The law is on the books, but it would take all their resources to enforce it.